NAME: Steven Joyce (I bet that took a lot of thinking)
NICKNAME: Chubb (why couldn't they call me something original like that?)
BORN: Hillingdon hospital
DATE OF BIRTH: 8th December 1983 (exactly 3 years after John Lennon died)
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM: Millwall (Could it be anyone else?)
FAVORITE ARTISTS: Picasso, Van Gogh....Oh you mean the other type. John Lennon, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers... But really I like anything apart from trance, country and that loud stuff where they swear a lot, I think they call themselves Limp Bizkit and Korn.
LOVES: Anna Kournikova, football, any good looking girls, food, sleep, money, music.
FAVORITE TV PROGRAMMES: Men Behaving Badly, Friends, They Think Its All Over, and anything that makes me laugh.
FAVOURITE FILMS: Human Traffic, The Matrix, Good Morning Vietnam.
HATES: Journalists for giving Millwall a bad name. Not much else really that I can think of. Oh yeah, Crystal Pal-arse, West Ham and Charlton.