Where did you get that hat?
NAME: Steven Joyce (I bet that took a lot of thinking)
NICKNAME: Chubb (why couldn't they call me something original like that?)
BORN: Hillingdon hospital
DATE OF BIRTH: 8th December 1983 (exactly 3 years after John Lennon died)
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM: Millwall (Could it be anyone else?)
FAVORITE ARTISTS: Picasso, Van Gogh....Oh you mean the other type. John Lennon, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers... But really I like anything apart from trance, country and that loud stuff where they swear a lot, I think they call themselves Limp Bizkit and Korn.
LOVES: Anna Kournikova, football, any good looking girls, food, sleep, money, music.
FAVORITE TV PROGRAMMES: Men Behaving Badly, Friends, They Think Its All Over, and anything that makes me laugh.
FAVOURITE FILMS: Human Traffic, The Matrix, Good Morning Vietnam.
HATES: Journalists for giving Millwall a bad name. Not much else really that I can think of. Oh yeah, Crystal Pal-arse, West Ham and Charlton.

Mum & me at Regents Park Open Air Theatre
Mum & me at Regents Park Open Air Theatre

In my Millwall shirt (1)In my Millwall shirt (1) In my Millwall shirt (2)In my Millwall shirt (2)
In my Millwall shirt (3)In my Millwall shirt (3) Big brother is watching you!Would you go out with THIS?
My latest school photoMy latest school photo Christmas 2000Christmas 2000